Before 1pm today I accomplished quite a bit and had some random musings (mostly with help of my dear friend, Mr. Insomnia who wouldn’t let me sleep past 530am):
*Took Lincoln for a mile and a half walk
*Packed a bunch of stuff up that I am giving to charity
*Re-listed a bunch of stuff on craigslist and starting gathering clothes and purses to sell on Ebay
*Went through my mail and found that not only did I get a free drink from Starbucks but my parents sent me one as well.
*Realized I have no clue who Terri Ewing is and now curious as to how they got the free drink card to send to me.
*Start to think of crazy stories of how they know Terri Ewing, My favorite one being they knew Terri and killed him or her for a free drink coupon so they could make me happy.
*Wonder if Terri is a man or woman
*Realize it’s spelled with an “I” so most likely a woman.
*Thought about how much I hate unisex names
*Thought of names for the made for tv movie about the murder and liked “Will Kill For Starbucks: All She Wanted Was Java” the best.
*Start singing “All That She Wants Is Another Java” to the tune of “All That She Wants” by Ace of Base
*Laugh about the notion of this whole idea that someone would kill another for a Starbucks drink
*Stop laughing since I’m sure people out there think that I would kill for Starbucks
*Think that I can ponder about Terri Ewing all day so I better go to the gym
*Had an awesome workout of 30 minutes on the Precor AMT along with upper body strength training
*Come home and attempt to run to shower first thing since I am literally a hot mess.
*Am stopped by Lincoln because he wants to lick the sweat off my face
*Wonder why dogs are so loyal and like gross things
*Finally get in shower
*Portion trail mix into single servings so I don’t go buckwild and eat the entire bag in two sittings
*Flip though Michael Chiarello’s book “Bottega” that I won over at All Kinds of Hungry
*Think that asking for a man who can cook, has a nice smile, straight, gainfully employed with no mommy issues shouldn’t be too hard to find.
*But then come to the conclusion it is
*Get sad about that
*Am hungry from flipping through Bottega
*Make a random lunch
*Wonder what was up with my intense protein craving for lunch
How’s your Monday going?
What’s your story of how my parents got Terri Ewing’s free drink card?