Hello all! I’ve had some interesting search results that have brought people to my blog in the past few weeks. But what makes me sad is that I haven’t been able to help people with their search results. So this is my apology for you randoms that have been brought to Simply Shaka from your search inquiry. Some of my favorites are below (with my comments in red):
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naked images of leonardo dicaprio –how I wish I could help you with that! Please let me know if you do find it though because this girl would really like to see that!
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shaka wrap –Please don’t eat me
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samoan arm –Curious about this. Especially since there was a month long period where my mom thought I was dating a Samoan man. I have yet to meet this guy but want to know where the rumor started (I’m sure on Facebook) Maybe she mistook my love for Samoa cookies for a Samoan man?
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shaka’s bartender amanda
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paula deen belly button –this search disturbs me a bit. Not only did one person get to my blog from this search but three people. Why are y’all wanting to see a pic of Paula Deen’s belly button? Is there something wrong with it or is it a fetish?
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calories in brio tuscan grill artichoke crusted beef medallions –I have no clue nor do I want to know but I remember eating them like it was yesterday
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string cheese incident apparel –I’ve heard of them but never heard their music. I may have to look into this!
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shaka lunch bag
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where do they sell shaka shirts in corona—Let a girl know!
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the rock left arm
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christmasrainbowjiglebells –I don’t even know what this means but I hope you found what you are looking for
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chick-fil-a catching up with mcdonalds –Team Chick Fil A all the way!
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chobani bad –Why would one ever say such a mean thing?
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you all groomed up tube –Huh?
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how to make 20lb whole wheat pizza dough –that is a lot of pizza my friend! I wish you luck and if you need someone to help you eat said pizza, drop me a line.
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how to land a job at value village
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shaka rice bowl stabucks center –I need to find out what a Shaka rice bowl is!
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is harris teeter liberal –They are based out of North Carolina so my guess is no.
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process 7p starbucks –Ohhh Starbucks tricks, I want in on what this means. Is that a code for when people are rude and you spit in their coffee?
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Vienna airport deicing
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poodle wears beret-Here you go
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shaka-la-squat
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tired of being broke when i deserve to rich-Preaching to the choir!
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cleaned my plumbing and got really sick and then spread to my family
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hawaiian shaka n stink eyes may 13, 2011-What??
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does jen lancaster have a favorite coffee mug? –I’ve gotten a few people from this search and I honestly don’t know. She is my favorite author and all but what’s with the curiousity about her favorite coffee mug?
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what if my tattoo isnt moist all the time –You should get some….
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lubricating grease-I’m really sorry I couldn’t help you with this. Season has been slow over here.
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If you have a blog, what’s the most interesting search result you’ve had recently?
Are you friends with your parents on Facebook?
Haha excellent! Mine haven’t been that weird, plenty of time though 🙂 I love the beret pic!
My mum doesn’t even know how to turn a computer on 🙂
Oh my gosh those are too funny! I hate it when the creepy ones are directed to your site… Paula Deen’s belly button? um okay weirdos.
I am friends with my parents on facebook- my dad and stepmom are schooled in how to use it but my mom is a hot mess. She friends everyone (like my husband’s random cousin that she met once) and comments on their status all the time. It drives me BSC.
OMG I was just telling my sister about the random family members who comment like crazy, how they drive me batty. My sister moved in with her boyfriend and his aunt six states away who has never met her comments on every. single. thing. of hers on facebook and I’m like who the hell is this lady and why doesn’t she have a hobby or something other than FB???
My mother is a little (ok, a lot) crazy, so not only are we not friends on Facebook, but I have actually blocked her. I think it’s cute when other people’s (normal) parents leave comments on their wall though 🙂
I love the random searches!
I get confused bc my parents Facebook is under my moms name but my dad will use it so I never know who is writing to me.
Um… Paula Dean’s Belly Button??? Really?? Weeeeird!
I was one of the people searching for naked pics of leo. Then you sucked me in with your witty writing…
Kidding.
The lastest and greatest of google searches this week gave me an interesting one. “how to bake a cake to look like poo”
I’m going to hope this is for an “old as shit” 40th birthday or something. Either way, still sick.
Gross.
Ahhhh! I love reading about odd search terms. Here’s a good one we had recently:
“which biscuits look like a baby”
Ummm…none on my blog!
Not gonna lie, that’s kinda creepy!
Those search results are hilarious! Thanks for the good morning crack up 🙂
This post cracked me up- especially Paula Deen’s Belly Button, haha!
I know, why in Gods names would someone actively be searching for that?
I am amazed by the amount of people looking for pictures of a brick wall. I used one ONCE. That particular post shows up daily.
i totally wanna google everything to see you come up.
LOL.
I havent searched the weirdness yet… but i cant be tempted!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
I thoroughly enjoyed all the searches that brought ppl to your blog. I can’t decide on my favorite, they are all so hilarious. Seriously. More people need to read this post. There should be a website dedicated to this like people of wal-mart and lamebook.com Paula Deens belly button, really. 3x!!!!????
I am diggin that idea…..
Love it!!!
I got one yesterday that was “naked girl peanut butter jelly sandwich” – uhhhh wrong site!
omg paul and I got a good laugh out of this one =) paula deens belly button? omg ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
here are a few of mine from today
“i can’t digest peas” i’m sorry?
“zucchini the ferret picture” bullet is so responsible for that. little effer
annnd thats it for the funnies today. ive gotten some good ones and thanks to you I will be writing them down and savign them for a fun post once I have enough! lol! ❤
mwah!
Hahah, those are funny. Where do these people come from?? But then aain I’m sure some of mine have been on someone’s list out there!
HAHA! Oh my goodness laughing out loud at this one.
I get a lot of hits from things along the lines of “I learned nothing in college.” Bummer. And I get way too many every DAY from lumberjack, lumberjack pictures, lumber jack clothes….. Lol bizarre.
You definitely don’t look like a lumberjack?!
THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!! I had to go check mine out and seriously what to people do all day besides google the most random things ever?1 My favorite from my page “do can’t forget parts of the night.when i’m at the right level of drunk”
Hahhaha, what does that even mean?
I LOVED “samoan arm” and the accompanying story.
Funny searches:
1. swaying back in goats (um, just WTF)
2. shroom trip inner oasis (I want what THEY had)
3. does dogfish ale sell fish tacos ( I sure hope so!)
4. stephen merchant thin (okay…)
Those are great! I love the shroom trip inner oasis. I want to go to the dogfish restaurant if I am ever near one.
My favorite, hands down, is Poodle wears beret. CLASSY Lincoln 🙂 And also, so cute hahahha
“•what if my tattoo isnt moist all the time –You should get some….
•lubricating grease-I’m really sorry I couldn’t help you with this. Season has been slow over here.”
BRWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Thank you thank you, I’ll be here all wk!
BAHAHAHAHAH hilarious search results…my funniest one was “midget chinese lady troll”
That? Is awesome!!